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  • 6 totally serious ways to spice up the Monaco Grand Prix

    To try and prevent this year’s Monaco Grand Prix from once again devolving into an insomnia cure, the FIA decided to spice things up by mandating two pit stops. The idea was to avoid a…

  • From Legacy to Lunacy: What is Jaguar doing?

    Jaguar’s grand reboot has been making waves for a couple of days now, and the fallout has been nothing short of legendary. Let’s quickly catch up: Jaguar has been teetering on the edge of obsolescence…

  • Brazili- I mean Sao Paulo Grand Prix review

    It’s been a while since I did one of these, but the Sao Paulo Grand Prix was one of those races that when you’re asked what happened the only short response you can give is…

  • McLaren, “Us? Title contenders? Are you sure?”

    The McLaren Formula 1 team has been rocked by the earth-shattering realisation that they are actually in contention for both the World Drivers’ and Constructors’ Championships. “I mean, who knew?” said a bewildered McLaren spokesperson,…

  • 5 (sort of) good car stories

    I haven’t written much recently because I’ve sort of been struggling for ideas. I did try scraping the bottom of the barrel but didn’t find anything there. However underneath the barrel I found this idea!…

  • A1058 hosts new study

    North Tyneside Council has announced that the recent imposition of a 30mph speed limit on a stretch of the A1058 Coast Road is not just a traffic measure, but an elaborate social experiment designed to…

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