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6 totally serious ways to spice up the Monaco Grand Prix
To try and prevent this year’s Monaco Grand Prix from once again devolving into an insomnia cure, the FIA decided to spice things up by mandating two pit stops. The idea was to avoid a… Read more
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From Legacy to Lunacy: What is Jaguar doing?
Jaguar’s grand reboot has been making waves for a couple of days now, and the fallout has been nothing short of legendary. Let’s quickly catch up: Jaguar has been teetering on the edge of obsolescence… Read more
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Brazili- I mean Sao Paulo Grand Prix review
It’s been a while since I did one of these, but the Sao Paulo Grand Prix was one of those races that when you’re asked what happened the only short response you can give is… Read more
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McLaren, “Us? Title contenders? Are you sure?”
The McLaren Formula 1 team has been rocked by the earth-shattering realisation that they are actually in contention for both the World Drivers’ and Constructors’ Championships. “I mean, who knew?” said a bewildered McLaren spokesperson,… Read more
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A1058 hosts new study
North Tyneside Council has announced that the recent imposition of a 30mph speed limit on a stretch of the A1058 Coast Road is not just a traffic measure, but an elaborate social experiment designed to… Read more
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Kia model wins UK-wide Vote
In a turn of events that wasn’t really that surprising, the “Starmer” model by Kia has emerged victorious in a nationwide vote to determine the United Kingdom’s favourite car. The sleek and diplomatic saloon claimed… Read more
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Silverstone “PRICES ARE NOT THE ISSUE!”
Organisers of the British Grand Prix are reportedly scratching their heads over the puzzling decline in ticket sales for this year’s event. While several factors might be to blame for this one that doesn’t seem… Read more
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Canadian Grand Prix review
F1 fans treated to rare sighting Formula 1 fans were shocked last weekend to find they were watching an actually good race. Despite fleeting glimpses in 2022 and 2023, the phenomenon has not been properly… Read more
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French Revolution latest
Sources confirm Esteban Ocon is the latest person to find himself on the chopping block in the ongoing French revolution. Otherwise known as Tuesday afternoon in the Alpine F1 team. Alpine is currently on its… Read more
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The new Ford Capri. That’s not really a Ford and not really a Capri
original image from: https://www.jurnileasing.co.uk/blog/legendary-ford-capri-returns-as-electric-suv

Max and Sergio contemplating their season
original image from: https://www.autosport.com/f1/news/verstappen-both-f1-titles-not-realistic-now-with-red-bulls-monster/10650320/

The Engler Desat. The perfect way to burn off your beer belly
original image from: https://www.topgear.com/car-reviews/engler/desat-v10/first-drive
Welcome to Dipsticks. Blog
We are passionate fans of two things.
cars and taking the piss.
So naturally the result of combining the two is a website that pokes fun at the awfully serious and often stuffy world of cars. From the humble Dacia to the WRC, we’ll bring you the latest and very stupid exclusives that should be taken as nothing but horseshite. Mostly from F1. It does half the job for us most of the time…
