Category: news
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Brazili- I mean Sao Paulo Grand Prix review
It’s been a while since I did one of these, but the Sao Paulo Grand Prix was one of those races that when you’re asked what happened the only short response you can give is “everything. Everything happened…” We had changing weather, dramatic championship swings, unbridled chaos, awe inspiring drives…
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McLaren, “Us? Title contenders? Are you sure?”
The McLaren Formula 1 team has been rocked by the earth-shattering realisation that they are actually in contention for both the World Drivers’ and Constructors’ Championships. “I mean, who knew?” said a bewildered McLaren spokesperson, “We’ve spent years perfecting the art of being the plucky brits who finish second. But…
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Silverstone “PRICES ARE NOT THE ISSUE!”
Organisers of the British Grand Prix are reportedly scratching their heads over the puzzling decline in ticket sales for this year’s event. While several factors might be to blame for this one that doesn’t seem to have crossed F1 or Silverstone’s minds is the absurd ticket prices. “We’ve pored over…
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Canadian Grand Prix review
F1 fans treated to rare sighting Formula 1 fans were shocked last weekend to find they were watching an actually good race. Despite fleeting glimpses in 2022 and 2023, the phenomenon has not been properly seen in F1 for at least 2 years. The unexpected excitement all started when God…
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The post exam special: FIA declares War, insomnia cures, High Horses and much, much more!
It’s been a minute hasn’t it, due to this website being run by one bloke in the middle of his degree, this had to go on hiatus for a bit during exams. May as it turns out has been quite a jam packed month though so enjoy the post exam…
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WLTP test questioned, Mercedes AMG to build a tank, FOM vs Andretti round 2
WLTP test might not be very accurate after all In a revelation that has shaken the automotive industry to its core, a recent report has uncovered that the Worldwide Harmonised Light Vehicle Test Procedure (WLTP) may not be as accurate as previously touted. In response, experts and analysts have collectively…
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Australian GP, The Safari Rally and Mansfield’s shite roads
The good news is there’s stuff to talk about this time, the bad news is it’s rather motorsport-centric. Still could be worse, at least we’re not worshipping Renault 5’s again… Australian GP review F1 was once again taking baby steps into becoming interesting in Australia. We will have a genuinely…
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Tesla’s tainted steel, AI car experiments and Bahrain GP review
Tesla: “It’s not rust, it’s surface contamination” In a stunning turn of events, Tesla, the electric vehicle company led by the eccentric Melon Husk, has once again managed to flip the script on a potential PR disaster regarding its Cybertruck. The controversial vehicle launched 2 months ago, has been no…
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F1 Brainwash technique leaked. Street Racer shamed, Rally Sweden review
F1: New brainwashing technique revealed This year’s wave of unoriginal and worryingly similar F1 liveries has caused a significant outcry among fans. While originally thought to be the results of an uncreative, cynical weight-saving exercise or a fetish for the old Lotus livery, it turned out these liveries were the…
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A rubbish lookahead to F1 2024, Multiverse Mania, Andretti Appalled, What on earth is a racing track?!?!?!
A Nonsense Guide to F1 2024 CarClots.net proudly presents a not-so-comprehensive guide to the 2024 season. Red Bull Drivers: Max Verstappen, Sergio Perez Spice level: Napalm Brief Summary: Let’s be honest we’re fooling no one. The only way these feckers won’t win everything is if half the team is suddenly…
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