Category: report
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From Legacy to Lunacy: What is Jaguar doing?
Jaguar’s grand reboot has been making waves for a couple of days now, and the fallout has been nothing short of legendary. Let’s quickly catch up: Jaguar has been teetering on the edge of obsolescence for years, with poor sales and cars that, frankly, struggled to compete with rivals. When…
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A1058 hosts new study
North Tyneside Council has announced that the recent imposition of a 30mph speed limit on a stretch of the A1058 Coast Road is not just a traffic measure, but an elaborate social experiment designed to test the limits of human patience. While the stretch is officially to replace a section…
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Kia model wins UK-wide Vote
In a turn of events that wasn’t really that surprising, the “Starmer” model by Kia has emerged victorious in a nationwide vote to determine the United Kingdom’s favourite car. The sleek and diplomatic saloon claimed a landslide majority in Thursday’s vote, leaving competitors unable to say anything but “bugger.” “We…
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The post exam special: FIA declares War, insomnia cures, High Horses and much, much more!
It’s been a minute hasn’t it, due to this website being run by one bloke in the middle of his degree, this had to go on hiatus for a bit during exams. May as it turns out has been quite a jam packed month though so enjoy the post exam…
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Inexplicable road works, Cars that changed nothing and Lamborghini’s camo liveries
Inexplicable road works explained Motorists traversing the M1 near Castle Donington have long been baffled by the inexplicable 50 mph section that seems to stretch to the end of the universe. The works, starting from just south of Junction 27 and extending past East Midlands Airport to infinity and beyond,…
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WLTP test questioned, Mercedes AMG to build a tank, FOM vs Andretti round 2
WLTP test might not be very accurate after all In a revelation that has shaken the automotive industry to its core, a recent report has uncovered that the Worldwide Harmonised Light Vehicle Test Procedure (WLTP) may not be as accurate as previously touted. In response, experts and analysts have collectively…
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Tesla’s tainted steel, AI car experiments and Bahrain GP review
Tesla: “It’s not rust, it’s surface contamination” In a stunning turn of events, Tesla, the electric vehicle company led by the eccentric Melon Husk, has once again managed to flip the script on a potential PR disaster regarding its Cybertruck. The controversial vehicle launched 2 months ago, has been no…
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F1 Brainwash technique leaked. Street Racer shamed, Rally Sweden review
F1: New brainwashing technique revealed This year’s wave of unoriginal and worryingly similar F1 liveries has caused a significant outcry among fans. While originally thought to be the results of an uncreative, cynical weight-saving exercise or a fetish for the old Lotus livery, it turned out these liveries were the…
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