Wow! you’re reading this bit?
Hello! I’m the person who writes all this drivel.
I’ve loved cars for as long as I can remember and the madness that was the 2017 24 hours of Le Mans and a semi-decent title fight in the 2018 F1 season was enough to create an unhealthy obsession. (if you’re scoffing at me only watching for 6 years, congratulations! you’re an old fart). But just as I had slowly corrupted the last of my family, 2021 happened. As F1 spiraled into a toxic cesspit, I found myself caring less and less and following other motorsports instead, which sadly started following F1 down the drain as well. What you are reading is the unburdening of a soul. A place for me to vent my frustrations when my favorite sport walks into a glass door, again…and again…
It should also be said that this website is heavily inspired and owes an awful lot of debt to Sniff Petrol. This website simply wouldn’t exist without it.
The goal
Cars and motorsport can be a very serious and at times pompous topic. But I will always find people taking something far too seriously inherently funny. If it can give a conceptual pie in the face to those who need it and either make you laugh or forcefully exhale through your nose then it’s done its job
Jesus that got terribly close to being soppy for a minute…

“Car Clots…is…a…website…”
— Very happy reader, totally not held at gunpoint